If in this green and pleasant land of ours you manage to escape the crowds and chance upon a quiet place of solitude to reflect and restore your soul, you can be sure that within minutes Biggles will appear in his plane, helicopter or paraglider frantically forcing its way through the air to ruin your pleasure. And when he does come, be sure to welcome him with raised fist and the traditional cry of

"Piss off Biggles!"

 

With thanks, ironically, to the unnamed RAF Pilot who took this picture, and of course the now famous Welsh farmer who used his barn to inspire us.